Family Guy Fellows at the Freakin' FCC Lyrics:
[Peter:] They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
[Brian:] They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
[Stewie:] And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] It's the plain situation!
There's no negotiation!
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
[Brian:] They're stuffier than the stuffiest of the special interest groups
[Peter:] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
[Stewie:] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!
So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
[Brian:] And they stucked it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
[Stewie:] I can think of quite another place they should have stucked it first!
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellows at the freakin FCC!
[Stewie:] Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feelin' good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
[Brian & Stewie:] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick!
[All:] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
it's the only hope that you ever need
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed
[Stewie:] There you go, you're all gettin' it now
[All:] When Texas people wanna feel good
[Stewie:] They go assault a queer
[All:] When stupid people need a thrill
[Stewie:] They rent the Rocketeer
[All:] When Michael Jackson needs a rush
[Stewie:] He humps a guy like me
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[All:] Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry-free
One, two, three, oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed
[Stewie:] Have a go, Brian!
[Brian:] As Mr. H. L. Mencken said: 'The common man's a fool'
[Stewie:] And just like Helen Keller said: "Doo pfuu dee peepoo foo'
[Brian:] But try to use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
[All:] Hey!
Cause all we need is bag of weed to make as wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try to fight but we're all agreed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four, and five, and six, and seven, oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[laughter]
you're a happy guy, but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!!!!
[Doctor Dude:]
I don't know how to tell you this.. Mr. Devanny.
So I'll let these guys do it!
[Peter and quartet sing]
You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
you've got the aids.
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You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isn't clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really FULL BLOWN AIDS
I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
But it's aids.
you've got the aaaaaa-i-ds!