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PostSubject: Famliy guy..no really   Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:41 am

Family Guy Fellows at the Freakin' FCC Lyrics:
[Peter:] They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
[Brian:] They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
[Stewie:] And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] It's the plain situation!
There's no negotiation!
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

[Brian:] They're stuffier than the stuffiest of the special interest groups
[Peter:] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
[Stewie:] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
[Brian:] And they stucked it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
[Stewie:] I can think of quite another place they should have stucked it first!

[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellows at the freakin FCC!



[Stewie:] Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feelin' good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

[Brian & Stewie:] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick!

[All:] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
it's the only hope that you ever need
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed

[Stewie:] There you go, you're all gettin' it now

[All:] When Texas people wanna feel good

[Stewie:] They go assault a queer

[All:] When stupid people need a thrill

[Stewie:] They rent the Rocketeer

[All:] When Michael Jackson needs a rush

[Stewie:] He humps a guy like me
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/lbNq ]

[All:] Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry-free
One, two, three, oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed

[Stewie:] Have a go, Brian!

[Brian:] As Mr. H. L. Mencken said: 'The common man's a fool'

[Stewie:] And just like Helen Keller said: "Doo pfuu dee peepoo foo'

[Brian:] But try to use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

[All:] Hey!
Cause all we need is bag of weed to make as wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try to fight but we're all agreed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four, and five, and six, and seven, oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[laughter]
you're a happy guy, but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!!!!




[Doctor Dude:]
I don't know how to tell you this.. Mr. Devanny.
So I'll let these guys do it!

[Peter and quartet sing]

You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
you've got the aids.
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/mYas ]
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isn't clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really FULL BLOWN AIDS

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
But it's aids.
you've got the aaaaaa-i-ds!
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PostSubject: Re: Famliy guy..no really   Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:34 pm

you know whats really funny Aliee? I have the weed part of this song as a ringtone on my phone....its amazing...tee hee not to sound mean or like unethical or anything but that one part about helen keller was really funny i was in computers and i had to try really hard to keep from laughing....wow you just made my day!
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PostSubject: Re: Famliy guy..no really   Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:53 am

Warm out today
Warm yesterday
Even warmer today

Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth)

When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth(girth)

Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)
A big ol' buddha-belly and her breasts swing past her feet(feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat ass baby loves to eat

I got blisters on me fingers!!





Brian:
The sixties brought the hippie breed
But decades later things have changed indeed
We've lost the values but we kept the weed
You got a lot to see.

The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movies stars to play the Whitehouse game
We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim
You've got a lot to see.

The town of Vegas has got a different face
Because it's a family place with lots to do

Where in the fifties a man could mingle with scores
Of all the seediest whores well now his children can too.

You've heard it from the canine's mouth,
The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree

No one really know's, my dear lady freind,
Just quite how it all will end
So hurry cause you've got a lot to see.

The baldness gene was cause for dread
But that's a fear that you can put to bed
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
You've got a lot to see

The PC sge has moved the bar,
A word like "redneck" is a step too far
The proper term is "country Music Star"
You've got a lot to see

Our flashy cell phones make people mumble gee whiz
Look how important he is is life must rule
you'll get a tumor but on your sugery day
Yur doc will see it and say "wow you must really be cool"

Tom Tucker:
There's lots of things you may have missed

Adam West:
Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist

Clevend:
Or Sandy Duncan's ceepy phony eye.

Neil Goldman:
That awesome thundercat's cartoon.

Diane Simmons:
Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.

Meg Griffen:
Neil armstrong wait was he that trumpet guy?

Brian:
So let's go see the USA
They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cheroke
But you can forigve the world and it's flaws
And follow me there because
you've still got a hell of a lot to see.
You've got a lot to see.



As someday it may happen that a victim must be found.
I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
Of socitey offenders who might well be underground,
and who never would be missed,who never would be missed.

Theres the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like hes black.
The girl you date who doesnt get the jokes in Caddyshack.
The Asian guy who cuts infront of every single line,
and Britney Spears for accidently showing her vagine.
And Bill 'O Rileys ineffective dermatoligist.
May none of them be missed, may none of them be missed.

Hes got them on the list.
Hes got them on the list .
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

Theres the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list.
And the fat kid smiling warmly while hes peeing in the pool.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
Theres the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camofaluge,
and every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage.
And while we are on the subject HBO deserves a whack
for ending the Soppranos with a fucking cut to black.
And guys who when you shake there hand just bump you with there fist.
I dont think theyd be missed, I'm sure theyd not be missed.

Hes got them on the list.
Hes got them on the list.
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

Theres the guy who sits beside you and keeps
farting on the plane.
And Shakiras lyricist, I've got him on the list.
And the smarty on thanks giving who says its the "trip to fame."
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
Theres the blonde who tells you loudly with a
voice just like a knife "you know someone should
do a sicom based around my life!"
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994 and wont admit the
damn thing is'nt funny anymore.
And a-n-y-one and everyone whos ever made me pissed!

I've got them on the list
May none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed!



You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
You've got the aids.
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear,it isnt clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But full blown aids.
I really mean it yes its full blown aids.

Im sorry i wish it was somthing less serious.
But its aids.
You've got the a-i-ds
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