ok im going to use mine has an example
I, Aliee being of dark, twisted fucked up mind, and short, hot body here by give the following events of the year: To kako i give all the stupid stuff weve done. Every espode of aliee and kako, shippo on a stick and everything esle. To derek i give all the times i stalked your house when you didnt know it lol im totally kidding about that. To ashley i give you a big stick because your probelly going to beat me with it after what i said about derek. To hayley i give all the times i fell at the rollar rink
so thats what im talking about